All By Myself…
Starting sometime in September, I will be all by myself for the duration of my lease which ends in December.  My roommate is going to be moving on to bigger and less smelly places.  I of course will not bathe from September to December, but I will still be around.  I’ve just though how weird the place will look half moved out.  Notable items that you may notice missing from my place:
Couches/Chairs…if you see one on the side of the road let me know it’s exact location
Silverware…you’d think I’d have bought some silverware myself, but nope.  Oh I have like serving spoons and tongs and such, but no silverware…except a paring knife.  I find it ironic that I’ll having a paring knife but nothing to pair it with. 
Curtains…looks like the neighbors will get a glimpse of the final frontier.
Shower Curtains…Nobody is sneaking up on me ala Psycho! 
Pictures…who needs pictures when you have a mirror?
Cleanliness…I assume the apartment will take on a gym sock smell. 
Food…there will be less of it…don’t come over expecting to be fed. 
After I’m done in December, it’s off to Del Boca Jonathan…or maybe home for a month to save so dough.  Pizza dough that is!  Now all we need is Greg, the beach, and momma Sonk’s pasta and beans! 

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