I've made a decision with my life. I've decided to give presents out on my birthday. I'm much happier when I give gifts to people. I think it makes perfect sense. And I'm sure no one will be complaining in about a month when it is my birthday. I don't think a lot of people will really understand my decision and I think it will be tough to give them gifts, but this is the way I want to celebrate my birthday. And don't worry, I'll still give out gifts on your actual birthdate as well.

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve"