Top Ten Things I want For My Birthday

10. A Giant Flying Rat

9. A Punch to the Gut for George Bush

8. More Olsen Twins Movies...

7. Scraping Homeless people off my shoes

6. Gas that smells like peanut butter!

5. Who am I kidding...all things smell like peanut butter!

4. Jon to stop calling at 550 AM

3. A tasty beverage, because there isn't a man, woman or child today who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage

2. A time traveling DeLorean

1. Britney Spears, Britney Spears, Britney Spears