I do feel that Shaft could overpower the Afghans. Especially the one's in white turbans.
Greg's Gaydom can best be summarized in one word.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Greg's Gaydom could also be attributed to his brief stint hanging out with Scott WHe would often disappear for days at a time and then come back and saying they were playing the Star Wars collectable card game. I think the only Star Wars game goin on there was "Hide the Wookie"